darrencriss-news:

Darren Criss & Barack Obama fist bump. [x]

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Burt, Kurt, and Blaine on Christmas Day, from “Glee, Actually”

crowleyaziraphale:

edgebug:

turnabout-taisa:

my-singing-soul:

why is it that all the most popular posts on tumblr

are written like this

with no capitals

and no punctuation

i just really want there to be a popular and grammatically correct post on tumblr

I think the majority of Tumblr’s dialect (is there a word for a written dialect? Hardly anyone speaks Tumblr.) comes from influence within the tag system.

My theory is that the lack of capitalization is stylized, ironic laziness (same reason as the increasingly popular use of abbreviations such as idek and ikr, and particles like desu), whereas the punctuation stems from the tag system, where commas split up tags. So, “this is like, so totally cool” would be tagged “this is like” “so totally cool.”

With commas struck from the tumblr blogger’s arsenal, they rely on run-on sentences and other means to show emphasis. One such means, spacing, is another quirk influenced by the tags. If you repeat a tag, it will only show once, which is why you get “really r e a l l y weird things like this.”

Also common on Tumblr are people who show their enthusiasm through their text by pretending their haNDS ARE FRKEAKIGN OUT AN D THEY CANT TPYE OMFGGGG. This adaptation is actually pretty cool, I think, as it serves to communicate tone across a very toneless medium.

Did you hear that noise? That was the sound of my desk breaking. My linguistics boner just snapped it in half.

#we’ve created our own language with its own set of rules and guidelines #based on the environment #that is cool #if you don’t think that’s cool you’re wrong

221becquerel:

tastymangerine:

toastradamus:

To twerk? Or not to twerk?

That is the question 

whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer
the slings and arrows of outrageous booty,
or to take arms against a sea of dougie
and by opposing end it? to twerk, to jerk;
to jerk, perhaps to drop; aye, there’s the grind

I just shed a single tear that was beautiful 

imogeneismyspiritanimal:

biaineanderson:

Let’s Have A Kiki (Glee Cast Version) (No Turkey Lurkey Time)

edited by chrisney

BLESS EVERYTHING

THIS IS FLAWLESS

THIS KIKI IS MARVELOUS!

asdreamsmaycome:

[because of this and this.]

“Huh,” Darren grunts as he gets up from the couch to approach Chris at the door. “Who were you today?” He whistles as he watches Chris shuck his heavy coat to leave behind a slim suit jacket paired with dark jeans and a skinny, black tie. Darren reaches for it instinctively, running his fingers down the front of the silk, playing with the flat edge on the bottom and then wrapping his hand around it to pull Chris down for a welcome home kiss.

“Mmmm… Burberry. Dior. Marc.” Chris barely parts his mouth to speak, keeping their lips planted together so he can soak up all the comfort that Darren brings him. He gasps a little when Darren pulls his tie tighter so the knot presses into his windpipe. Darren loves having a handhold.

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twobirdsonesong:

If we’re still midgaming for Kurt, which it looks like we are, then I want a scene with Limpdick McNotblaine that just proves how there’s absolutely nothing there.

I wanna see Kurt and Limpdick McNotblaine out getting a coffee, and they get up to the counter and Paul gets some douchebag drink and then gestures to Kurt to order. Even though they’ve gotten coffee before and Kurt always orders the same thing.

And you can just see it in Kurt’s eyes that he’s thinking: Blaine knew my coffee order.